What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:06
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Still no good.
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
What are some sad truths about life?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How does a man look at you when he is in love?
Freaks and Cheeks
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..